TUESDAY APRIL 1, 1997 UNEQUIPPED: Is It Just Me? Or Is No One Having Sex? ASK CAMILLE: Reassurances for the Lecherous Dick MEDIA: Media Criticism: An Alarming Trend on the Rise? WEATHER: Salmon's new daily section takes a critical look at humidity SOUND SALIVATION: Stop Making Me Make Sense: Rock Critics as Cultural Rosetta Stones THE AWFUL GOOF: Sorting Out the Sex Drawer

PHOTOGRAPH BY SIBYLLA HERBRICH EARLIER IN SALMON MONDAY, MARCH 31, 1997 The Salmon Interview: My Dinner with Andre Previn by Gary Kumbaya America's favorite ex-husband-of-Mia Farrow talks frankly about music, sex, and his excellent salade Niçoise (03/31/97) Turd by Turd By Annie Lebott My mind is a green apple (03/31/97) Long Johns By Douglas Wank My date with a prostitute (03/31/97) Modern Life By Helen Habitrail My mother was a hamster (03/31/97) Wankerlust By George Donald Travel is more affordable than you'd think! (03/31/97) Still Where It's At By Keith Kajagoogoo Why Beck is even more artist of the year than ever before (03/31/97) Newsfeel Creating Killer Websites: We had to say something By Andrew Dross (03/31/97) Black Clad and Suicidal: It should have been Suck By Scott Rosenrosen (03/31/97) Censorship Is Bad By Mark Punter (03/31/97) Personal Dreck: The Bylines By Laura Filler Salmon critics pick their all-time favorite columns (03/31/97) Talk Show Fever By Jimbo Carville Memo to Self: Stop whining (03/31/97) Swill Humor By Peon Shoales Bandwidth: I just don't get it (03/31/97) .21b Salmon's new weekly digital-culture gesture: Why the Web Is Inferior to the Book By Scott Rosenrosen If the Web's a publishing medium, where's my advance? (03/31/97) The Wave after the Next Wave by Laura Filler David Bronson Canin Moody talks about revolutionizing the literary world the hard way - one novel at a time (03/31/97) ARCHIVES