Christy Turlington: "I grew up wanting to be a writer. I thought it was, like, the most noble profession. I loved to read so much. I thought, 'Oh my God, if I could make somebody feel like this, if I could do that, that's gonna be the most incredible thing.' So I do hope to write."

Esquire: "That strikes me as both greedy and unfair - isn't it enough to see your face on every magazine rack without ever dealing with an editor? - until I recall that as a lonely teenager I yearned to be a gorgeous woman whose sole quest would be to play with herself all day."

Intended lesson: Scott Raab is a professional, and when he is assigned to make Christy Turlington look smart, he will not hesitate to make himself look like a simpering idiot so that she comes off well in comparison.

Christy on dreams