Every single interview with Fiona Apple provides a huge pool of groundbreakingly insightful statements you, too, can use whenever the moment's appropriate. But then, when could quoting Fiona Apple possibly be inappropriate? Remember: An apple a day keeps the boredom away.

You may have noted that we didn't urge you to "quote Poppy Brite" or "use Baffler references" or "quote Pavement." The most important part of communicating is distinguishing between interesting, curious language and utterly pretentious, hateful, nudge-nudge, wink-wink dreck.