Henry Rollins. Running as a candidate of the Totally Party in 2015, Rollins was unsuccessful in his race to become Mayor of Rockville, Maryland. Many pundits feel that his campaign slogan - "I saw a woman sliding down a gutter snake, eating Marlboro Reds, and crying lies. She opened herself and pissed the blues, now that's what I call blue" - left something to be desired. "Also, his music really blows," added commentator George F. Will. Two years later, Rollins ran for school board and lost again. A year later, he ran for president of his condo complex and, once again, lost. He is currently campaigning for membership in the Columbia Record and Tape Club.


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