Congressman David Schwimmer (Democrat - New York). With his campaign slogan "I'll be there for you," Schwimmer was swept into office representing most of Westchester County, New York. "He's such a nice boy," his mother/campaign manager urged voters. Despite his opponent's successful use of some of Schwimmer's more pathetic hound-dog clips from The Pallbearer and Kissing a Fool, and the opposition of his TV sister Courtney Cox (who had evolved into a rabid pro-life Republican), Schwimmer easily cruised to victory in November 2036 with a platform against date rape.


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