POT MOVIE DOS

For the budding filmmaker, careful use of marijuana vectors can up a movie's profile immeasurably:

1) You can't go wrong by making your movie a series of rambling conversations punctuated by scenes of shocking violence. So, a little deftly deployed reefer is critical to success:

2) The slow response time and generally dopey responses of the average pothead can be milked for maximum comedy in irreverent confrontations with stodgy authority figures. (Note: This makes it necessary to find an authority figure):

3) Whatever happens on screen, a few well-timed hits can always help audiences unlock the hidden profundities of your filmic vision. (Note to exhibitors: Since 3D glasses show no signs of making a comeback, "Sinsemillaround" may be the box office gimmick of Summer 1998):