The A Team

A Team is here!
Hide your cash!
Crazy 'Nam vets!
Raping Eurotrash!
Adventures are fun!
Uzis are cool!

Mr. T's nuuuuuuuuts
And if you touch him,
You will find out
What it me-ans to "pity the fool."

Vietnam Vets are cruising in their van,
Vietnam Vets are shooting up speed,
Murdock and Face are shagging each other,
And Hannibal's making his testicles bleed.

A Team is buff!
Tough as nails
It's either this
Or be Chippendales.
We fragged our sarge
Raised some hell
All in the days before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"!