LA Law

Rolex, power tie,
This case is do or die.

Guilty as sin!
Most important thing is that I win!

Mercedes-Benz, brand-new Saab!

Hot stock tip,
From my college friend,
And my new financial planner,
Is a real godsend.
You should see her in the sack,
After an aphrodisiac,
You can't comprehend.

Wall Street's strong,
America's back!
The homeless annoy me,
   and most of them are black.
I'm going straight to hell!
Did Juanita ring the dinner bell?

LA Lawyer,
Yuppies rule the world.