Fans who fear death by water can still get the full Suck travel experience for a limited time as Suck, in association with Green Tortoise Traveler, presents a special bus tour to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Get the full Suck cultural lowdown, while reclining with your bong on a dirty mattress, gazing out at California's unequaled suburban sprawl.

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