After a failed attempt at "acting" in feature films, porn star Traci Lord's prospects seemed slim - until she spotted similarly egomaniacal Michael Flatley at the Oscars, prancing around stage half-naked like a loon. The wheels of Traci's mind started turning, giving her a migraine, and one of the most titillating traveling dance troupes known to man was born!

THE ANITA HILL GANG

You haven't seen hard-core rap until you've seen Anita Hill kicking out the phatest beats and busting rhymes like you wouldn't believe! Her top-10 hits, including "Congressional Gangbang," "Anita Witta Motherfuckin' Gun," and "Pubic Enemy Number One," will rock you out of your seats and into the aisles, guaranteed!