Now that you've been presented with three of the hottest new theories on the cutting edge of guessing about psychology, it's time to see how well you guess about what you've sort of learned!

QUIZ

1. You wake up in the morning and you feel slightly blue. What do you do?

A. Scrub out the bathtub
B. Make some coffee, real quicklike
C. Lower your expectations of the day
D. Go back to sleep

2. Someone at work really pisses you off. How do you handle it?

A. By tearing through a four-cheese pizza at lunch and then sleeping until 5
B. By pointing out your own faults and how they might have contributed to the situation
C. By lowering your expectations of that person
D. By kicking the shit out of that person

3. There's a live band playing at a bar and your friends want to go, but you think seeing live music is a stupid waste of time in a life filled with countless stupid wastes of time in a long slow march to death. What do you do?

A. A crossword puzzle
B. Some cheap slut at the bar
C. Lower your expectations of live music, your friends, stupid wastes of time, and life in general
D. Decide that this quiz is a stupid waste of time

ANSWER KEY

If you picked "D" on any of the above, you flunked the quiz. Study the material and try again, or remain horribly dissatisfied, angry, bitter, and bored forever and ever.