"The great thing about this new plan," says Governor-elect Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "is that it punishes only those morons who actually voted for me. It should be just a matter of months before every last voter in the state of Minnesota is totally humiliated and disgusted."




 

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E. L. Skinner

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