Would they make money, the poor Hack and Fish?
'Cause, honey, no money means no more Chez Blish,
No more Chez Blah, Chez Blasé, Chez Froufrou!
And without Chez Blah, then Chez Blech is out, too!

Beth turns to Becky, Vincent to Vito.
Pork loin turns into carnitas burrito.
Karan turns Limited, Armani to sleaze.
Spago turns Prego. Panisse? Mac and cheese.

Outflows of cash turn a king to a mouse,
Prada sans dough? See also: Men's Warehouse.
So how could our boys bring the dollars back home?
And not just the dollars, the tall ones, you gnome!