EAT, DRINK, DON'T CALL WOMAN

A lush, sensual exploration of the best that life has to offer! This enchanting tale follows a wickedly sexy man who dines at the best restaurants in town, drinks the best wine around, and gets laid several times a week, each time by a different woman. It's a celebration of good food, good wine, good sex, and no whammies. Because real studliness means never having to say you're sorry - or even "I'll call you."

SNATCH ADAMS

The heartwarming story of a renegade, ultra-wacky doctor who just won't settle for a two-car garage and a picket fence. His nonstop womanizing is driving his jealous colleagues crazy. Of course, they're transparently parading their envy as moral righteousness, the worthless bastards. This totally objective true story was penned by our shockingly handsome, devil-may-care hero himself.