Type 3: The Tinkerer

You never stood the remotest chance of being cool nor did you ever really care that much about it. You were too busy repairing the TV or blowing up your sister's Barbie Dreamhouse with your chemistry set.

Unfortunately, once your hormones kicked in, you spent a brief unproductive period being thoroughly preoccupied with the opposite sex.

Eventually, you discovered masturbation and thus resumed applying your mind to more challenging pursuits. But best of all, as an adult, you've flowered into something of a Renaissance man, with dozens of marketable skills, innumerable fulfilling hobbies, and a strangely awkward, somewhat naive manner that's suddenly perceived as intensely charming.