Subject: Re: why we fight
Date: 4 Oct. 1999 20:40:06 -0700
From: beers@suck.mil
To: commander@army.tv

>The .tv upper-level domain is part of 
>our national heritage. 
>We're fighting to keep it out of 
>the hands of Yankee imperialists ...

Those "imperialists" are your best bet to 
make some money for the country instead 
of fighting this hopeless battle.

Subject: Re: Re: why we fight
Date: 4 Oct. 1999 22:23:06 -0700
From: commander@army.tv
To: beers@suck.mil

We'll never give up the fight against 
cynical underachievers from across 
the Pacific.

Subject: Re: Re: Re: why we fight
Date: 4 Oct. 1999 23:06:15 -0700
From: beers@suck.mil
To: commander@army.tv

>We'll never give up the fight against 
>cynical underachievers from across the 
>Pacific.

"Yankee imperialists": "cynical 
underachievers." 
Hey, close enough, if you've got the guns. 
Which you don't. Look, you guys are like a 
brave little toaster going up against an
Abrams tank. Why not just take what 
you can get?

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: why we fight
Date: 5 Oct. 1999 01:11:45 -0700
From: commander@army.tv
To: beers@suck.mil

We've had enough of your misinformed lies, 
you dingleberry. Oh, and by the way, what 
an appropriate name for your site - 
you guys really do SUCK!