Thanks to the psi-war expertise of Ambrose Beers, the nation of Tuvalu is soon subdued by Allied forces. Despite lingering doubts, the Department of Defense accepts Beers' claim that he has taken to wearing grass skirts as a way of "blending in with the locals," and a new American Hero rides at the head of the Tuvalu War victory parade.
War is funny that way! In the heat of combat, even an embittered coffeehouse intellectual can be transformed into a brave warrior! Thus we say goodbye, for the next two and a half years, to Ambrose Beers. Whether Suck - or the United States of America - will still be around when his stint ends, we can't say. But he's already proved his courage on the field of Suck, and we invite you to read his complete works. And remember that while those other webzines may do a better job of keeping you entertained, only Suck is fighting to keep you free. 

	

	




	
	
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