Is it time to dump the clod? Look at this chart and find out!

If you mostly chose responses from the left side of the chart, congratulations! You'd rather settle for the pesky bastard you're with now than spend a string of endless nights alone with cans of mini-ravioli and "Class of '96" reruns.

If you mostly chose responses from the right side of the chart, congratulations! You're fiercely independent, you fucking hate your significant other, or you're suicidal.