What's more awkward than trying desperately to pick up a half-drunk stranger at a lousy party at three o'clock in the morning? Trying desperately to pick up a half-drunk stranger at a lousy party at three o'clock in the morning while wearing a super-deluxe Star Wars Watto mask. But with these handy Halloween pick-up lines, at least you'll never be at a loss for words.

YOU ARE: Invisible Man
YOUR TARGET: Dracula
LINE: So is that a wooden stake in your crotch, or are you just happy to not see me?
DISCLAIMER: Works best if both of you are gay.

YOU ARE: Satan
YOUR TARGET: Undead Semitic hottie
LINE: What's a nice Jewish ghoul like you doing in a place like this?
DISCLAIMER: Using exaggerated Woody Allen–style accent may improve results.

YOU ARE: Zombie
YOUR TARGET: Party guest wearing ambiguous flowing robe costume
LINE: (spoken while pointing at own crotch) You must be Jesus, baby, 'cuz you just raised the dead.
DISCLAIMER: Field tests show highest success rates achieved when directed toward bearded women.

YOU ARE: Poe's raven
YOUR TARGET: Anyone
LINE: Quoth the raven: "I guess you'll do, bitch."
DISCLAIMER: Unless you really are a large, imposing bird, you'll probably get smacked.

YOU ARE: Ichabod Crane
YOUR TARGET: Anyone
LINE: Yeah, it's true, they call me the Headless Horseman. But ever since I saw you, I had this feeling my luck was going to change.
DISCLAIMER: Actually, your luck probably isn't going to change.