Subject: I Love You

Polly-morph-my-little-pet,

I understand you get plenty of marriage proposals, and it's likely that a good percentage of them are from females. But how many do you get from heterosexual females?

If you marry me, I'll bear the children, do the house work, and take your shirts to the cleaners. You just be your erudite, entertaining little self, and you can have sex with anyone you want.

Except me. I'll just love you every other way.

Your ring is in the mail.

Tanya Fuller
<tanya@aegisfs.com>