Listed in order of probability of publication:

•	More reader mail where you pick one insignificant little slip of a sentence out of the entire rant and make a whole feature out of it
•	More references to food as big as your head
•	More on pissboys
•	More amphibians
•	More of The Real World
•	More hipster myopia masquerading as depth
•	More Zen-like Tetris thought bubbles coming out of your head
•	More of the giant evil Australian dingo on crystal meth
•	More of the giant evil Samoan hamster on andro
•	More illustrations of Courtney Love's ass
•	More stuff about how stupid my job is
•	More on how pointless and sad it is to work in advertising like I do
•	More on anything negative about West Virginia
•	More about my friend Andrea who now lives in Salinas and hates it, though she still shouts, "Wan da snake!" on occasion
•	More nude pics
•	More cartoons where people say funny Mom-like things, like, "Clean it up now, before somebody slips and falls and breaks their neck!"