SUCKERS! Walk one block down Las Vegas Boulevard and you'll realize that P. T. Barnum was wrong: There's one born every millisecond! Just LOOK at all these sheeplike, gluttonous, infantile losers (and in this town the term "loser" applies literally)!

"The perfect locale" indeed! The sharks who make up the infomercial industry must be DROOLING when they walk down The Strip!