SHARKS! Once you're inside the ERA conference hall, they're EVERYWHERE: sun-tanned, Armani-suited alpha males with slicked-back hair. These guys live for only one thing: making as much money as possible, in ANY WAY possible. Infomercials? Why the hell NOT? Whatever it takes to keep their Learjets' gas tanks full!

Their female counterparts are equally frightening, especially the way their cold, hard faces suddenly brighten as you approach their booths.