Choosing Your Own Irrelevant Path

So you've come to terms with the fact that you'll never amount to shit, that everything you do will end in failure at best or in mediocre insignificance at worst. Good work.

Now all you have left to do is choose which brand of irrelevance you'd like to achieve. Remember, contrary to the so-called American Dream, not everyone need be an Irrelevant Suburban Family Man (see also: Doo-Doo Wiping Dodo).

Why, perhaps you'll march to the beat of a different but still totally irrelevant drummer! Procreate and bring into the world yet another thoroughly irrelevant person, or create irrelevant art that no one will ever appreciate — or even see! The possibilities, as always, are limited....