Test your Filler acumen. Do you truly understand and appreciate the content and purpose of Filler? Take this quiz and find out!

1. I read Filler because it offers...

a. a timely approach to the issues that affect all of our lives

b. an important contribution to what Alan Keyes calls the "cultural murder of our young people"

c. a chance to fuck off at work

d. a free "Fuck You" Custard Pie to every 10,000th visitor

2. When I got to this page, I assumed it would include...

a. something about Nyquil, since that seemed to be the theme of this column

b. something about the presidential debates, since that's what was on the last page

c. something that fills the page, just like the name suggests

3. When Filler doesn't have a unifying theme, it makes me...

a. confused

b. enraged

c. confused and enraged

d. unsettled enough to write stupid letters to Polly imploring her to stick to one subject

e. annoyed that someone with attention deficit disorder could go so far in life