4. When I read Filler, I get...

a. a frothy saliva buildup in my mouth

b. a tingly feeling in my loins

c. a slow, sinking feeling about the filth today's youth is exposed to

d. a warning from my boss about fucking off at work

e. an urge to imbibe large quantities of Nyquil*

*Kids! This isn't even remotely fun, let alone safe or advisable. Normal dosage is strongly recommended to those with the flu, however, which is just about everyone right now, which is almost as eerie as global warming, if you ask me, which you didn't.

5. I sometimes wish Filler had less/fewer...

a. meaningless crap like this quiz stuffed in between the cartoons

b. rambling footnotes because Polly (pathetically) wishes she were David Foster Wallace

c. disgusting cracks about cheerleaders blowing football players

d. random digressive junk that doesn't fit neatly together with a predictable beginning, middle, and end like every other fucking thing I see and read and hear every single day of my thoroughly unoriginal life

e. impact on my day-to-day life

f. filler

6. Like everything else in Filler, this quiz appears to have no...

a. jokes

b. point

c. end

d. all of the above

7. If there aren't any more cartoons in this issue, I'm going to be really...

a. disappointed

b. angry

c. disappointed and angry

d. glad that I don't have to suffer through some kind of self-referential wrap-up joke involving Nyquil hallucinations

e. satisfied with whatever creative license Polly takes, and I encourage her to fully indulge in whatever strange mental state she chooses, because she's my pal!

ANSWER KEY

1. b
2. c
3. e
4. a
5. f
6. d
7. e