Want to know how relationships between deeply flawed people like yourself crack, crumble, and lie about in ruins, scarring the landscape for years to come?

Step One: You finally find someone magical who's exactly like you and wants all the same things that you do!

Step Two: Eventually it becomes clear that you two are not exactly alike and don't want all the same things. This makes both of you very, very angry.

Step Three: You stop expressing what you want, until absolutely everything is fine with you.