Step Four: You wake up one day and realize you've compromised everything you ever wanted, just to keep the peace. Naturally, you blame all these compromises on your significant other.

Step Five: You start sleeping with someone else as revenge for having compromised so much. You immediately decide that you and whoever you're sleeping with have a hell of a lot more in common than you and your significant other do.

Step Six: Repeat Steps One through Five, above.

Hey singles! After a painfully lonely Valentine's Day weekend, you'll be disheartened enough to read Filler's third sometimes-annual edition of Men & Women to Avoid! Tune in next Wednesday to find out which men and women are destined to make your life even more unbearable than it is now!