Twenty-two? Twenty-two away from ideal? I now had proof that I'm 22 steps removed from the American mainstream.

So what if I didn't have kids? Kids watch too much TV as it is; that's why they shoot up high schools! If that's mainstream, they can keep their damn box! And by the way, I make my living off that mainstream!

The Nielsen's! What the hell do they know? Weren't they the geniuses who accidentally canceled Star Trek in '68?