Dear Polly,

I have been reading Filler for the last four months or so. I would like you to know that you have portrayed yourself as the most negative and insipid (ninth grade vocab word) person ever created. Your narcissistic style of aggrandizement and egotism are enough to make George W. "he put the duhhhhh back in W." Bush shake his head in shock. Frankly, your character is shallow and a dum-dum. Sorry. Had to be said. It's really funny and light and cute and...yeah, whatever.

Yours,

Josh
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