I'm sort of a dull person, really.
	Like most people my age, I'm a dull person, really.
	It's time to fire up a big doobie.

5. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I feel like crying for what my life's become. This is because:

	I'm hungover.
	My eating habits are terrible.
	I drink way too much coffee.
	I smoke way too much pot.
	My shrink needs to up my dose of Celexa.

Now look back over your answers. Do they make sense to you, at least?

They do? Then you're probably OK!

Hey, why not have a beer to celebrate?