BLOW THE PRESIDENT!

Pros:

• Neato gifts from the Man himself!
• Recognition on street very very high!
• Your mouth fascinates millions!

Cons:

• Enduring the scorn and disgust of a nation
• With friends like Linda Tripp, who needs enemas?

Possible Barriers to Entry:

Dignity, self-respect

Spin-offs:

You name it, you can do it

Predominant Lingering Feelings About Experience:

Nervous feeling that current reaction of sympathy mixed with curiosity and repulsion will be replaced by pure, unadulterated repulsion; sinking feeling that unless you have half of your stomach stapled shut, your lucrative contract with Weight Watchers will fall through.