BLOW THAT WHISTLE!

Pros:

• Funnel your hatred of your boss and your employer into an honorable cause!
• Often includes local TV footage of you, the angry, self-righteous hero, spitting visibly!
• Dramatic courtroom scenes with husky-voiced lawyers, just like on Law & Order!
• Watch your bad bossman squirm and sweat like you once did under his iron rule!

Cons:

• Must locate major injustice at workplace
• Might have to do research at library, or sift through secret files, or have some vague grasp of the law
• The bigger the scandal, the more likely it is that your employer will have you killed before you get a chance to unearth it

Possible Barriers to Entry:

Mediocre mind, shady work history, criminal record

Spin-offs:

• Talk shows
• Cushy speaking tour
• Possible major motion picture deal, a la Erin Brokovich

Predominant Lingering Feelings About Experience:

Nervous jumpy feeling that someone might blow your head off at any minute, mixed with realization that, while your boss may lose his three vacation homes, you won't get them.