BECOME A WEB PERSONALITY!

Pros:

• Funnel your hatred of anyone and anything into a creative, if not noble, cause!
• Create an entire career around publicizing your greatest weaknesses!
• Lie blatantly to journalists in order to make yourself look better!

Cons:

• The more people who read your column, the greater the chance that the people you're making fun of will read it
• Web fame is like dot-com wealth, i.e., it's imaginary

Possible Barriers to Entry:

Shame

Spin-offs:

If I could think of one, would I be writing this?

Predominant Lingering Feelings About Experience:

A sickening, snickering smugness that defies logic and turns off all but the most devoted friends