ACROSS
1. I got one and passed it along!
4. How George W. Bush spells Huckleberry's last name
7. Preferred medium for kiddie porn buffs
8. The lamest guy in KISS
9. Maker of crappy cars
10. "Since I last seen her, she done ____ tits!" said Uncle Bubba.
11. Acronym for Symbionese Liberation Army split faction, Symbionese Revolutionary Army
12. We all know that Hillary is really the one ______
16. Awesome place for swiping disappointed newlyweds!
17. Prov. of giant, evil rabbits
18. You eat worms (acronym)
DOWN
1. What your spouse's body will soon do, disgusting you.
2. President Clinton loves to go ____-catting around town
3. Thurmon Munson's on it, so to speak
4. What your realized dreams are from you
5. Your old college flame is now as cold as ____
6. You haven't had a thought like this maybe ever
10. That stupid hairy things with legs in the comic strip "B.C."
11. What I did on that no-account little slut's doorknob
12. "__ _r out, pal! Shut the damn door! It's fucking freezing out there!"
13. A totally rocking band that Sen. John McCain jokingly referred to as his favorite, which pompous ass Alan Keyes said he found offensive
14. In Dan Quayle's ____and out the other
15. Long before he was busted for picking up a transvestite prostitute, Eddie Murphy made great homophobic jokes in his famous concert video _____


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