DOUBLE YOUR MISERY

Does it even make sense to remain in your stupid relationship any longer? Doesn't some small part of you want the kind of storybook love that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston have, or at least appeared to have for the 5 seconds it took to pose for that picture?

Doesn't some small part of you want to go back to being as miserable and hopeless and desperate as you were before you met your demanding, repugnant, self-righteously tedious insignificant other?

But hey, kids. Don't worry. Keep your chins up. It'll all work out eventually. Just keep trying. Your relationship will turn the corner and you'll both be totally happy. Trust us. It's fine. You're fine. You'll make it fit.