Forced into early retirement due to the onset of Hodgkin's Disease (he's since recovered), Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen has spent the last decade and a half in search of both things to do and stuff to spend his ever-ballooning wealth on. While contributing to the usual gaggle of "worthwhile" charities and foundations, the still single and technically unemployed Allen also likes to spend his disposable income the same way everyone else in this nation of arrested adolescents does: On COOL STUFF.

But while the rest of us "poor people" have to contend ourselves with shelves full of Little Kiddles and autographed baseballs, Allen collects slightly higher priced items, like SPORTS FRANCHISES and FULLY FURNISHED, STATE OF THE ART LEAR JETS that take him to and from his 30 room "condos" in New York and Paris. Just reading about all the stuff he OWNS is enough to make a commie out of anyone, but if any of you eBay hounds out there claim you'd spend your money any differently if you were worth $20 Billion I have news for you: You're LYING.