Remember that movie "The Revenge of the Nerds"? Well the Nerds got more than their revenge, since Paul Allen and his ilk now own ALL of our asses. The mere fact that women now refer to Bill Gates as a "hottie" and aren't even kidding is proof positive that it's now a Nerd's World, and that the rest of us are just paying rent.

Yet Paul Allen still betrays that classic white nerd insecurity with that totally creepy BLIND WORSHIP of Jimi Hendrix; a passion that has always afflicted far too many men my age — men who are the late guitarist's EXACT OPPOSITE in every way imaginable, if you get my drift. It's like a massive case of MALE PENIS ENVY.