VALEDICTORIAN ADDRESS

As you head out into the unknown future, fertile with opportunity and pregnant with babies, it is important to remember that none of the rules you have learned here today should be slavishly adhered to as a dogmatic practice. On this we steadfastly insist! In the end the only real advice we can give is this: If it LOOKS funny, it IS funny. And even if after this course, armed with the mighty wisdom of The Suck School of Comic Art, you still can't get the work, don't blame us and ask for your money back. After all, you got this wisdom for nothing. Like all free advice, ours isn't worth the paper it's printed on, which it isn't.