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PATRIOTIC OR NEUROTIC?
QUIZ!
1. What is the moral of this story?
a. The winner takes it all.
b. The Olympics are all about breaking down stereotypes in the spirit of
competitive achievement.
c. Filler is all about building up stereotypes in the spirit of competitive
offensiveness.
d. Treading water endlessly in a small, fetid pool sometimes leads to gold
medals.
e. Canadians would wave flags with the Giant Evil Canadian Rabbit On Crack
on them, if they had them.
f. Americans hate themselves more than they could possibly hate anyone else,
but they still take themselves way too seriously.
g. Americans think Sunrise Nachos are disgusting, but they still sort of
want to try them out, just to see what they taste like.
h. Polly probably wouldn't seek out a plate of Sunrise Nachos, but she
wouldn't kick 'em out of bed, either.
i. There truly is nothing good for an American to write.
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