The Yinch parked his Lexus, strode into the mall,
vowing to snicker at Moos, one and all,
But first made a quick stop at the drugstore.
He ignored the carols and marched to Isle Four.
There they were! Towering shelves filled with potions!
They smelled like pears, like almonds, like ocean!
Juniper, rosemary, melon - the smells!
And beautiful jars! Oh, yes! Packaging sells!
He gazed at the choices, a pondering gaze,
And soon he fell into a consumer haze.

"Excuse me!" he heard and the spell it was broken,
He started, he stumbled, a girl Moo had spoken!
And which Moo spoke up in a voice downright snotty?
Mindy Sue Moo, an incredible hottie!

"You're in my way." she chirped, cute as a bee,
and reached for something pricey and paba-free.
The Yinch was immobile! He sweated and gasped!
This angel, this vision! He stuttered and rasped!

To anyone normal, he'd sound like a jerk.
To anyone healthy, he'd sound like a creep.
They'd laugh in his face and drive off in their Jeep

Next...What did Mindy Sue Moo do?