But Mindy Sue Moo saw the look on his face
and knew that he didn't belong in this place
He didn't belong anywhere at all
Least of all Mooville, least of all at the mall!
And then, deep inside sweet Mindy Sue's mind
She knew that she loved him. Ah, well, love is blind.
We all like an outcast, one way or another,
Someone to take care of, someone to smother!
Someone to squeeze, if you please, till they yelp!
Especially someone who really needs help.

The Yinch needed love, it was clear as the day,
and he needed lotion, something by Almay,
and a good face mask, and sweet-smelling soap
to lift off the toxins left by all that dope.
The Yinch was in ecstasy, and so he heeded
This Mindy Sue Moo - she knew just what he needed!
He mooned and he swooned, he was deep in her thrall,
He followed her this way and that, through the mall!
Some cucumber things that you put on your eyes!
A Chic-Fil-A sandwich, some super-size fries!
An Orange Julius, some sour gummy worms
(And he used to fear candy bins full of germs!)
A warm terry robe, a cup of green tea,
and a brand new Shania Twain CD!

(Her lyrics really are touching, you see).




The Yinch, he was babbling - let's not act above it
for any thing's glad to find some thing who'll love it!





Next...Things come together.