[a book about an intelligent woman thinking about inhibiting her own intelligence to attract a clearly inferior male]

Chapters Include:

  • Learning to Live without "Wanting to Talk"
  • Nipping Soul-Searching in the Bud
  • Denial, Repression, and Other Time-Tested Secrets
  • The Importance of Being Able to Say: "I Can Hang."

Also Includes Our Guide to the Budget Lobotomy!

"This book taught me how to break the pattern of self-exploration. I finally know how to pretend everything's fine - even when I'm falling apart!" - Ruth Lessbitch

"I found the guide to abusing alcohol as a means of shutting down your brain tremendously helpful. When my daughter turns 16, I'm giving her a copy of this book. With the value of its wisdom, I just know she'll get laid a lot more than I did!" - Polly Morfus