Talk about bonus points! No one says "I think you're swell" better or in a more deliciously antiquated way than Cole Porter. Please note, however, that actually breaking into song is highly discouraged.

BONUS: Knowing all of the words to "You've Got That Thing."**

"Your fetching physique is hardly unique. You're mentally not so hot. You'll never win laurels because of your morals. But I'll tell you what you've got: You've got that thing, you've got that thing...."

**Note: If you actually know all the words and the tune, you will find it well nigh impossible not to break into song. However, if, for whatever reason, you already know all the words and the tune, you're probably known to break into song far too often anyway, so this warning is undoubtedly moot.