REGURGE!

Each player pieces together news items that everyone's already read. Extra points for vagueness and inaccuracy!

CORKER-O-RAMA!

Each contestant vies for the best related-yet-not statement, carefully crafted to throw the entire conversation off balance and kill it forever. [Actresses are legendary in this competition, since they're so well versed in cute little self-involved asides.]

TIT VS. TAT!

Each player chooses one of exactly two overplayed stances in an argument that can never be resolved and argues it to the death!

THE OFFICE SOLILOQUY!

Each contestant is timed while delivering a monologue on Trouble in the Workplace. Extra points are given for lack of originality, irrational passive-aggressive conflicts, and pointless bickering recounted word for word.