"Anyone with my shortfall of talent and high annoyance valuation would be appalled at the spectacle of it. Everywhere I go, there's outrageously great drugs and incredible sex, and I simply won't tolerate it." Unable to decide precisely who to sue, Third Eye Blind front man Stephen Jenkins settles on "that Trojan Horse company that makes condoms you can buy in any pharmacy, right?"
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