After several months of accepting it as just another burden in her onerous role as the reigning pop-culture diva, Courtney Love has announced she's no longer able to accept the wide range of ass kissing she's endured from everyone associated with the music industry. "As it is, there's hardly any room for the film industry down there, without having some kind of augmentation done," says the rock star and film actress. She is planning on getting an "X Marks the Spot" tattoo for everyone's convenience.
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