THE PISS BOY

She's a fantastically successful, attractive woman who's bored with the self-involved, smug yupsters she meets in her line of work. He's a humble piss boy, well-trained to fetch coffee and schedule meetings for his higher-ups with a cheerful goofiness that powerful women find well-nigh irresistible. She takes one look at his silly grin and sproingy legs and promotes him to house boy, where his true calling is finally fulfilled.

THE NON-NEGOTIATOR

It's enough to drive any woman to the brink. Our heroine's boyfriend, whom she's not really allowed to call her boyfriend, has faithfully hung around without a single complaint for a full year. Finally, she demands to know how he feels, and he breaks up with her. Determined not to do hard sniffling time for a crime she didn't commit, our heroine takes her ex-boyfriend hostage and demands to know the truth behind his year-long charade. Is he the most spineless man alive or is he gay? Find out in this suspense thriller for the woman who dreams of saying, "This time you've wronged the wrong bitch!"