A Simple Syrup Plan

"Yeah, but now we have the opportunity to vote in a socialist party in the upcoming election and subversively brainwash American tourists. As a result, 10 years from now, the oil and gas companies of America will convert to grain-based fuels (bought from overpriced Canadian grains), and we all know that these companies control much of American politics and the future of American big business. Twenty years from now, our foreign debt will be paid, America will be in hock to us, and 29 percent of Americans will need daily 'fixes' of (Canadian) maple syrup to continue living! Oops. Just blew our master plan, but I'm going to email it anyway, because I just had to get this off my chest."