Planned Mediocrity

"Nice handle, Eugen. Immigrant, are you? Well, your Prussian logic has failed you this time. Ya see, Eugen, it's a conspiracy, eh? We breed crap pop stars to walk among you Amurricans for the sole purpose of relieving you of those bloated debt-financed über-pesos you know as greenbacks. We make them Yankee-like deliberately, 'cause most of you lot are so appallingly unworldly and ignorant as to break out into hives in the mere presence of 'foreigners.' This despite the fact that your nation is a veritable melting pot (as in slag) of the world's cardboard suitcase owners."